So I guess I can take it out of my closet where it's been sitting, unused, for the last 3 years and finally drag it to eWaste facility.

Are there any HDMI ports that let you use it as a regular TV?

Nope. And I really don't need another lo-rez TV.

There is already a PR out for it. Somebody beat me to it by a few hours. :)

8 years is a... pretty long time for a murdered google product, at least?